Tuesday, August 05, 2014

Workplace Curses



  • "May my enemies have lots of priorities."
  • "Let impatience govern their camp."
  • "Burden them with unreliable but demanding allies."
  • "May they believe in multitasking."
  • "May their days be filled with committee meetings."
  • "Let them worship style over substance."
  • "May they always agree quickly."
  • "Fill their ranks with prima-donnas."
  • "Sprinkle their dreams with tales of luck."
  • "May they nurse many grievances among one another."
  • "Keep candor from their doorstep."
  • "Let them become smug."

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