Two leaders walk out of a meeting. One just closed a major account and the other congratulates him for the win. Once the congratulator is out of earshot, the closer turns to his colleague and says, “He was green with envy before, and now he’s sucking up to me because he wants in on my account. He wants all the glory, but I worked hard for it. Now he knows how he makes the rest of us feel when he brags about his cushy life.”