Early in the summer of 2020, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a report on unsafe coronavirus prevention practices in the U.S. According to the report, 4% of the 502 respondents stated that they had drunk or gargled diluted bleach in the last month, 4% said the same about soapy water, and 4% said the same about household disinfectant. This quickly inspired a number of alarming headlines. (Reuters, for example, headlined one piece: “Gargling with bleach? Americans misusing disinfectants to prevent coronavirus.”)