Thursday, February 02, 2012

Meeting Index


Attendees: 12
Presenters: 1
Topic: 1
Comfortable chairs: 0
Minutes spent: 96
Covert text-messages: 26
Cell phone interruptions: 4
PowerPoint slides: 31
Helpful slides: 1
Cups of coffee: 19
Contrived excuses to leave room: 3
Doodles: 8
Fantasies: 105
Those who a week later can recall what was said: 3

4 comments:

Eclecticity said...

Awesome! E.

Michael Wade said...

E,

Thanks!

We've all been to those meetings.

Michael

Bob said...

You forgot to say whether they achieved anything.....

Somebody should market a meeting cell phone case where at the start of the meeting everybody puts their phone in the sound proof case, it's closed and left on a side table.

People just sleep if the chairs are too comfortable.

I just hate power point, but get forced into it.

Both hands should at all times be above the desk.

Don't you just love meetings....

Michael Wade said...

Bob,

Attending is mandatory. Achieving is optional.

Michael