I know: it’s not manly, dignified, or barely mentionable in polite conversation. But here’s the thing. Lately, I’ve been in the middle of a full-blown omg what-the-hell-where-is-it-all-going-and-what’s-the-point-anyways life crisis. Dragged kicking and screaming to a party where I couldn’t handle the small talk, after a while I finally just blurted out: “I’M HAVING A LIFE CRISIS AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT!!!!111”